Parishioner Agnes Day Excited About New Vatican Crackdown On Her Name

Manchester, NH––For over 40 years, Agnes Day, parishioner at St. Luke Parish, has quietly suffered what she called “decades of unnecessary adaptations to her name.” Day, a daily communicant, told Eye of the Tiber how decades ago parishioners began to give her nicknames. “It’s not like they were bad names or anything…they just weren’t mine. Sometimes... Read More

Unambitious Protester Scales St. Peter’s United Methodist Church

Ocean City, NJ––A New Jersey man has eluded staff and scaled the 30-foot roof of St. Peter’s United Methodist Church to protest the U.S. government and New Jersey policies. The protester, identified as a 45 year old, William Dodd, an out of work pastor, said he was inspired by Italian business owner, Marcello di Finizio, who recently scaled the 448-foot dome of St. Peter’s in... Read More

Mars Curiosity Rover Successfully Reaches Jesuit Seminary

Pool photo by Brian van der Brug Berkeley, CA––NASA announced Tuesday that its 2.5 billion dollar Mars Curiosity Rover has successfully touched down in the Jesuit Seminary in Berkeley. For close to a decade, the Church and NASA alike have been fascinated with the possibility that the Jesuit seminary might at one time have contained the chemical resources and ingredients needed to support... Read More

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