Pope Francis Awaiting Final Approval Of Internet Troll Before Promulgating Encyclical

  VATICAN–Vatican sources are confirming that Pope Francis has nearly completed his new Encyclical Letter, and is awaiting the final approval of Reginald Edwards, an internet troll commonly known as “PiusXIIRoxII.” Edwards, who has read several paragraphs of the Catechism, three books by Peter Kreeft, and half of St. John Paul II’s “Fides et Ratio,” is... Read More

Priest Announces He Enjoyed Reading Encyclical Divino Afflante Spiritu: Encyclical Of Pope Pius XII On Promoting Biblical Studies, Commemorating The Fiftieth Anniversary Of Providentissimus Deus To Our Venerable Brethren, Patriarchs, Archbishops, And Other Local Ordinaries Enjoying Peace And Communion With The Apostolic See

Milwaukee, WI––Father Robert Jennings of Milwaukee, Wisconsin announced to friends today that he thoroughly enjoyed reading the 1943 Papal Encyclical, Encyclical Divino Afflante Spiritu: Enclyclical Of Pope Pius XII On Promoting Biblical Studies, Commemorating The Fiftieth Anniversary Of Providentissimus Deus To Our Venerable Brethren, Patriarchs, Archbishops, And Other Local Ordinaries Enjoying... Read More

“In Short, Don’t Be Hypocritical Little SOB’s,” Francis Says In First Encyclical

Vatican City––Just days after Pope Francis issued his first encyclical, many theologians are calling his first document a profound meditation on the ancient Christian teaching of how not to be a hypocritical little SOB. The document, called Lumen Fidei, “draws upon centuries of tradition that teaches us that the road to joy and salvation can only be attained by faith and charity, as... Read More