Pope Benedict Declares 2013 “Year Of Stuff”

Vatican – Wednesday Angelus attendees were shocked today when His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI declared the Year of Our Lord 2013 to be the “Year of Stuff,” un-declaring his previous declaration of 2013 as the “Year of Faith.” “From October 11, 2012 to November 24, 2013, that is, exactly one year,” His Holiness said, “we as a Church will be recalling all the Stuff that Our Lord did for the fallen human race.” While His Holiness... Read More

Unambitious Protester Scales St. Peter’s United Methodist Church

Ocean City, NJ––A New Jersey man has eluded staff and scaled the 30-foot roof of St. Peter’s United Methodist Church to protest the U.S. government and New Jersey policies. The protester, identified as a 45 year old, William Dodd, an out of work pastor, said he was inspired by Italian business owner, Marcello di Finizio, who recently scaled the 448-foot dome of St. Peter’s in Rome. Dodd told Eye of the Tiber from the church roof that... Read More

Pope To Move Crystal Cathedral To Rome?

(Photo: Crystal Cathedral, 21 June 2005/Nepenthes) Vatican City––According to the Vatican press office this week, tentative plans are being discussed with regards to a potential move of Orange County Diocese’s newly acquired Crystal Cathedral to Rome. The Cathedral was the home of the Reformed Church in America until it was bought out in 2010 by the Diocese of Orange. One Vatican official who asked to remain anonymous said Wednesday that... Read More

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