Brawl Erupts At Synod
Image: Wolfgang Stuck A massive brawl broke out Thursday morning at the Synod during the 90-hour opening address by Hungarian Cardinal Péter Erdo, witnesses are reporting. The brawl broke out just after Cardinal Erdo appeared to have concluded his four day opening address to the bishops before informing them that he would begin the second half of his address after a short restroom break. Footage obtained by EOTT shows a tired and disgruntled Cardinal Walter... Read More
Francis Hit With Tranquilizer Dart By Swiss Guard Seconds After Putting Down Scripted Statement To Speak Off-Cuff
Photo: AndrewHermez Pope Francis was hit with a tranquilizer dart this afternoon just moments after putting down a scripted speech to speak off-the-cuff with reporters on his flight to the U.S., officials are reporting. In a 80-minute briefing to the media, a lighthearted Pope Francis began to speak “very candidly,” when the head of the Pope’s security team, reportedly realizing the havoc the off-the-cuff remark might have on the... Read More
New Annulment Prime Offers 50% Off; Free Shipping
The Vatican announced today that it’s making faster, easier annulments an option via its brand new delivery system, Annulment Prime. The news confirms reports that surfaced last week indicating that the Vatican was staffing up a new “separation division” to compete with services offered by its protestant competitors. The service will give Annulment Prime members faster annulment options at a fraction of the cost. As an introductory offer, members... Read More
Pope Francis Says Women Can Have Abortions During Year Of Mercy, MSNBC Reports
Photo Credit: Malacañang Photo Bureau Pope Francis announced Tuesday that he will allow Roman Catholic women to have as many abortions as they want during the upcoming Holy Year of Mercy, MSNBC is reporting. According to MSNBC, Francis said that he will allow women the “discretion to absolve themselves of the venial sin of abortion if they had already procured one and had a contrite heart.” They also went on to report that Francis urged women who were... Read More
Francis Changes Mind; Declares 2018 “Year Of Divine Wrath”
Hundreds of Catholics gathered in St. Peter’s Square this morning to celebrate the Holy Father’s announcement that 2018 will now be called the Year of Divine Wrath. The announcement came as Pope Francis asked God to rain down fire and brimstone on the world, primarily for the corruption and ungodly acts committed by some members of the clergy. “It is time, oh Lord, for retributive justice!” Francis yelled into the microphone in front of all those... Read More