Rubio And Other Christian Birthers Demand To See Trump’s Baptismal Certificate
Image:Gage Skidmore Marco Rubio attacked Donald Trump on Wednesday, questioning his eligibility to speak as a Christian running for office by creating uncertainty about the GOP front-runner’s claim to be a follower of Christ . The senator retweeted an accusation claiming that “It’s a slam dunk case” that Donald Trump was ineligible to speak as though he were a Christian while running for president. “I don’t know. I really…I’ve never... Read More
Francis Urges Americans To Build Wall Around Trump
Image:Michael Vadon Pope Francis said Thursday that presidential candidate Donald Trump “is not Christian” if he calls for a wall between the United States and Mexico, and urged Americans to build a wall around the New York businessman. The Pope was traveling back to Rome from Mexico where he urged both the United States and Mexico to address the “Trump crisis” by coming together to build a wall around Trump to help keep citizens... Read More
Imperial Jury Indicts Luke Skywalker; Galactic Empire Cleared
Credit: Wikicommons An imperial grand jury investigating criminal allegations against the Galactic Empire stemming from a series of undercover videos instead indicted two Rebel Alliance activists who shot the footage. In a stunning turn of events, the imperial grand jury declined to indict officials from the Empire, and instead handed felony charges against Grand Master of the New Jedi Order Luke Skywalker and fellow Rebel Alliance activist Han Solo. Skywalker... Read More
Fox News Petitions Holy See For New Republican Rite
Photo: AndrewHermez Fox News Channel has petitioned the Holy See for approval of a new Republican Rite of the Catholic Church, sources are confirming. The Rite, which would be under the direct jurisdiction of the Primate of the Republican Party, His Holiness Patriarch Donald John Trump I, would be a self-governing church in, more or less, full communion with the Pope. “As Patriarch and successor to Ronald Reagan, His Most Divine All-Holiness and Primus... Read More
Cardinal Kaspar Opposes Resettlement Of Traditionalist Refugees In Home Diocese
Cardinal Walter Kaspar’s anger over resettlement of ultra-traditionalist priests into his dioceses took a new turn Thursday as a growing number of German bishops rushed to oppose Church conservatives’ plan to resettle some 50 SSPX “refugees.” Five German bishops vowed to block the entry of Society of Pope Pius X priests into their dioceses, arguing that the safety of a “more open Church” was at stake after members of SSPX continued using the... Read More