Protestants Worldwide Venerate Statue Of Martin Luther In Honor Of Reformation Day
November 1, 2017 by Admin
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Image_Jorge Royan Protestants from across the globe flocked to Wittenberg, Germany Tuesday to venerate a statue of Martin Luther in honor of the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation. Many in the Lutheran and Lutheran-leaning community including pastor of Torrential Downpour Church Morgan Kremin attended ceremonies that started with a morning veneration of the statue of Martin Luther located near All Saints’ Church in Wittenberg and... Read More
Weird Sedevacantist Group Apparently Still Waiting for Messiah
October 4, 2017 by Admin
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Telling those gathered at the annual Confederation of Ultra Traditionalists that they would not recognize the authority of the pope until he acknowledged that the Messiah has not yet arrived, members of SSPBC this afternoon announced new guidelines to help Catholics understand what it means to be in “full communion with the Church.” “We hope that these guidelines help illustrate that to be in full communion with the Church means to accept... Read More
Joel Osteen Vigorously Attempting To Shove Camel Through Eye Of Needle
August 29, 2017 by Admin
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Image: RobertMWorsham [News Brief] Just days after refusing to offer shelter at his megachurch to victims of Hurricane Harvey, popular pastor Joel Osteen of Lakewood Church in Houston was seen vigorously attempting to shove a camel through the eye of a needle. In a post on Twitter Saturday, Osteen said he was praying for those affected by the storm, and asked Christians to pray for him to gain eternal life. “We all know how difficult it... Read More
Ford Debuts New RAD-TRAD X9 Van
August 16, 2017 by Admin
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Just in time for back-to-homeschool, Ford’s roll-out of the new RAD-TRAD X9 is a nod toward its largest conversion van market segment: radical traditional Catholics. The 15-passenger van, guaranteed to take up two or more parking spots at parish events, arrives at dealerships next week. Intentionally built to pre-Vatican II safety standards, Ford’s engineers avoided certain modernist frills like seat-belts and air bags. Nevertheless, reports... Read More
Sophisticated Lefeverist Smuggling Tunnel Found Under Vatican Walls
August 2, 2017 by Admin
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The largest cross-boarder Lefeverist smuggling tunnel to date was discovered in a midnight raid earlier today by Swiss Guards. The smugglers fled, abandoning contraband with a street value of over 3 million euros. Smuggled goods found included pirated copies of “Teach Yourself Latin” software, DVD’s of “The Cardinal,” as well as thousands of copies of Familiaris Consortio and the Decrees of the Council of Trent.... Read More