New Study Shows Larger Number Of Faithful Catholics Living In Mosul Than In California
July 28, 2014 by Admin
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According to a new report out today by the Vatican, there are currently more Catholics who adhere to the Magisterium of the Catholic Church currently residing in war-torn Mosul than in California. The report shows that although the Christian population in Mosul has been completely decimated by members of ISIS, thereby leaving not a single Christian in the region, that it still somehow boasts a larger number of wholehearted Christians than in California. One... Read More
Pelosi Excommunicates Cordileone
June 17, 2014 by Admin
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Washington, DC––In an astonishing move today, Minority Leader of the House of Representatives and Mouthpiece of God in the United States Nancy Pelosi has excommunicated San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone. The move comes just a day after Pelosi sent Cordileone a letter asking him not to attend the National Organization for Marriage march in Washington D.C., calling the event “venom masquerading as virtue.” In response to the... Read More
New Orlando Parish To Be Named “Our Lady Of Good Intentions”
May 4, 2014 by Admin
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Orlando, FL––After months of debate, officials have confirmed that a new Catholic church slated to be built this summer has officially been named Our Lady of Good Intentions. The name of the multi-million dollar church designed by Florida priest Fr. William Kessler has been debated for the past two years. But after a poll was taken by Orlando residents last month between Our Lady of Good Intentions and Our Lady of Those Who Mean Well, the former title narrowly won... Read More
SSPX Vehemently Protesting Canonization of St. Peter
April 23, 2014 by Admin
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VATICAN––Members of the Society of St. Pius X have stormed the internet and radio waves in violent protest against the upcoming canonization of Pope Simon Peter I. The backlash was worse than expected by the Holy See, and the protesters have not pulled any punches. One commentator on a popular tridentine website morecatholicthanthepope.com wrote, “This is the guy who denied Christ three times in one night, and now they want to canonize him? This... Read More
President Carter Says Mathematicians Should Allow Square Pegs To Fit In Round Holes
April 2, 2014 by Admin
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WASHINGTON––In an interview with CNN’s Erin Burnett, former President Jimmy Carter talked about his letter to mathematicians. In it, Carter called on leading mathematicians to support efforts to fit square pegs in round holes. “I asked them to join with me in doing some of these things to prevent inequality, and to prevent segregation between figures, and to prevent unnecessary discrimination between different types of shapes, and to... Read More