Man Clinging To Aisle Seat Like Grim Death
October 6, 2017 by Admin
Filed under Parish Life
A man in his late 50’s is clinging like grim death to the aisle seat and giving no signs of giving up his spot no matter the cost, several witnesses at Our Lady of the Rosary parish are reporting. The unidentified man, who reportedly showed up to church 20 minutes prior to the start of Mass, is said to not even stand when parishioners pass him. “I mean, I understand he wants the aisle seat—we all do—but at least stand up to let us through,”... Read More
Weird Sedevacantist Group Apparently Still Waiting for Messiah
October 4, 2017 by Admin
Filed under Libs & Trads
Telling those gathered at the annual Confederation of Ultra Traditionalists that they would not recognize the authority of the pope until he acknowledged that the Messiah has not yet arrived, members of SSPBC this afternoon announced new guidelines to help Catholics understand what it means to be in “full communion with the Church.” “We hope that these guidelines help illustrate that to be in full communion with the Church means to accept... Read More