17-Year-Old Homeschool Boy Figures Out Trinity While Mother Combs His Hair

According to the Brandt family moments ago, 17-year-old homeschooler Jake Brandt has solved the greatest mystery known to man.

Brandt, who had just gotten out of the shower, reportedly worked out and solved the mystery of the Holy Trinity while his mother Cherry Brandt worked, furiously, to comb down a few stubborn hairs on the back of his head.

“Funny thing is, he’s not even the smartest kid on the block,” Cherry Brandt told EOTT. “The Jacobs down the street also homeschool, and their son Nathan last week was able to make sense of an entire G.K. Chesterton article after just one read through.”

Cherry Brandt credits her son’s intelligence on the power of prayer, as well as the importance of not allowing him to go near “that sorry excuse for a Catholic school down the road.”