Pope Michael I Announces Location Of Upcoming World Youth Day

Pope Michael I interviewed by reporters after the World Youth Day announcement

Belvue, KS–Conclavist claimant to the papacy David Bawden, better known as Pope Michael I, announced today in his Wednesday general audience to his mother and four individuals who happened to be walking by, that next year’s World Youth Day would be held at his next door neighbor’s backyard. “I announce with great joy that World Youth Day 2013 will take place in my neighbor Willie’s back yard,” Bawden proclaimed to the crowd of five from his porch as he rocked back and forth on his swing chair. The Pope’s spokesman, Mrs. Bawden, told the press that her son was excited with the location since it would provide spacious room for his three nieces and four nephews who are all expected to attend the annual event. “His holiness is very excited for World Youth Day. Last year we had a record turn out with nearly nine teenagers from over three countries show up. Technically three countries, I should say. Timmy, our newspaper boy, is part German, part Ukrainian, and part Czechoslovakian.”