People Preparing McCarrick Report Same People As Counting Votes In Nevada
After days of ballot counting in Nevada, officials from the state revealed earlier this morning that they were, in fact, the same people that were... Read More
Mass
Female Parishioners Upset That Men Not Also Being Asked To “Set The Altar” Before Mass
Baker, OR–Female Parishioners at St. John Bosco Parish in Baker, Oregon have sent a letter to Bishop Liam Cary accusing their pastor Fr. Maurice Alvarez as well as Deacon Bob Ley of sexism and chauvinism. The one-page complaint letter... Read More
Fr. Zuhlsdorf Installs Electric Altar Rails; 2 Women Injured
It is being reported that the two unidentified Catholics who rushed the altar this morning to assist Fr. John Zuhlsdorf during the Mass were injured after they were shocked by electric altar rails installed by the priest. The well-known Catholic... Read More
Pope Francis To Defrock 300 Priests For Failing To Say ‘Good Morning’ At The Beginning Of Mass
VATICAN––Shortly after it was revealed that his predecessor, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, defrocked 400 priests for sexual abuse of minors, Pope Francis decreed the immediate removal of priestly faculties for 300 priests from Europe and... Read More
ICEL Calls For All-Meme Missal Translation For Youth Masses
Citing a need for the Church to “reach out to its estranged youth,” the International Commission on English in the Liturgy requested, and has already begun intensive work on, an all-meme edition of the Roman Missal. Representatives from... Read More
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Libs & Trads
Local Parents Paying $10,000 A Year In Catholic Tuition To Have Son Learn The Fundamentals Of Other Religions
Facing financial ruin due to the high cost of trying to provide their son with a good Catholic education, sources confirmed Thursday that parents of high school... Read More
San Diego Bishop To Have Diocese Sprayed In Effort To Fight The Spread Of Orthodoxy
In an effort to combat what is being called a “fast-moving and highly contagious disease,” officials at the Diocese of San Diego announced today that they will... Read More
Updated SSPX Catechesis Program To Now Include Fundamentals Of Catholic Trolling
Image: WikiCommons SSPX leadership is preparing to launch a new Catechism program in an effort to help better explain Church teaching and how to best completely... Read More
New Study: Sedevacantists Feeling Our Pain…A Lot
Oyster Bay Cove, NY–A new study out today by the Society of St. Pius V reveals that 85% of its members are currently feeling the pain of non-sedevacantist... Read More
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Politics
New California Law Forces Parishes To Switch To E-Thuribles
A new ban on thurible smoke will take effect in all California... Read More
Planned Oklahoma City Black Mass Stirring Controversy With Schismatic Satanist Group
Oklahoma City, OK–The black mass scheduled for September 21 in Oklahoma... Read More
Landmark Win For Individuals Who Experience And Act Upon An Exclusive Or Predominant Attraction Toward Persons Of The Same Sex
Washington, DC––In a landmark win for thousands of people across America... Read More
World Must Choose Between Excommunicating And Canonizing Covington Teens, With No Other Options
Students from Covington Catholic high school located... Read More
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Vatican
Bishops Discuss Communion For Divorced And Remarried Gay Couples
Members at the Synod on the Family have entered into one of the most controversial... Read More
Pope Francis Gets Last F-Bomb Out Of System before Giving Up Cussing For Lent
VATICAN–His Holiness Pope Francis shocked the world today during a Papal Audience... Read More
BREAKING: Priests Accused Of Selling Indulgences For Bit Coins
VATICAN––Sources are confirming this morning that 11 priests are being accused... Read More
Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI Asks To Be Reinstated As Pope
According to reports yesterday, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI is seeking the chair... Read More