Catholic Dimwit Didn’t Even Know Wednesday Ashes Come From Cremated Pets
February 17, 2015 by Admin
Filed under Parish Life
Local Catholic dimwit Elton Price admitted to friends today that he had absolutely no clue that ashes used during Ash Wednesday Masses came from cremated pets. The parish ignoramus, who up until last week didn’t even know that Catholics worship Mary, thought that ashes actually came from branches used in the prior year’s Palm Sunday services, one friends reported to EOTT. “Elton has never... Read More