Pope Moves To End Program That Protects Young, Uncatechized Catholics From Having To Leave Church
Pope Francis on Tuesday ordered an end to the Benedict XVI order that shielded young, uncatechized Catholics from having to leave the Church. “I do not favor punishing children, most of whom are now adults, because their parents somehow converted to Catholicism without being catechized,” Francis said in a written statement. “But we must also recognize that we are Church of opportunity because we are a Church of canon laws.” The statement... Read More
Joel Osteen Vigorously Attempting To Shove Camel Through Eye Of Needle
August 29, 2017 by Admin
Filed under Libs & Trads
Image: RobertMWorsham [News Brief] Just days after refusing to offer shelter at his megachurch to victims of Hurricane Harvey, popular pastor Joel Osteen of Lakewood Church in Houston was seen vigorously attempting to shove a camel through the eye of a needle. In a post on Twitter Saturday, Osteen said he was praying for those affected by the storm, and asked Christians to pray for him to gain eternal life. “We all know how difficult it... Read More
EWTN To Launch New End Times Drama, “The World Is Over”
August 23, 2017 by Admin
Filed under Parish Life
[News Brief] EWTN today announced plans to launch the new primetime end times television show The World Is Over staring Raymond Arroyo as one of four horsemen. “No decision has been made as to who will play the other horsemen, or whether Arroyo himself will play all three roles,” Executive Producer James Carlbach said. A spokeswoman for Arroyo declined to comment. Though EWTN has been tight-lipped about the project, one network insider told... Read More
Protestants Object To Removal Of Statues For Once
Protestants gathered Thursday to express sadness and dismay over the potential destruction of Catholic statues from several locations across the country. “It’s sad to see the history and culture being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues and monuments,” pastor of The Tsunami Church in Greensboro, North Carolina Ted Roberts said this morning as he defaced a statue of St. Junipero Serra. “These men were bad, I... Read More
Ford Debuts New RAD-TRAD X9 Van
August 16, 2017 by Admin
Filed under Libs & Trads
Just in time for back-to-homeschool, Ford’s roll-out of the new RAD-TRAD X9 is a nod toward its largest conversion van market segment: radical traditional Catholics. The 15-passenger van, guaranteed to take up two or more parking spots at parish events, arrives at dealerships next week. Intentionally built to pre-Vatican II safety standards, Ford’s engineers avoided certain modernist frills like seat-belts and air bags. Nevertheless, reports... Read More