Insufferable Little Prick Online Trying To Get People To Use The Word ‘Godincidence’

In an effort to convince more of his “fellow Christians” of the fact that there is no such thing as coincidence late last week, local insufferable man Alex Duggan has reportedly begun a campaign to get more Christians to use the word “Godincidence.”

“There is no such thing as coincidence,” the little prick told people on several blog threads, going on to explain how everything had a purpose, either created or allowed by God. “When we say coincidence, we think of randomness—we think of the secular dictionary definition which states that it’s ‘a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection.’  But God’s actions are not random—they’re quite the opposite. So I feel that Godincidence is the more fitting word, and therefore, should be taught and encouraged by the clergy.”

“That’s how we begin to reclaim Christian civilization,” Duggan continued. “Yes, we continue to press Rome to give the Papal States back to the Church, but at the same time, we have to work on the little things like this. Once Godincidence becomes the norm, then we penalize the use of coincidence with venial sin, as I believe we ought to be doing with curse words such as Vatican II.”