Pope Francis Tells Total Prick: “God Loves You, But The Rest Of Us Think You’re An Ass”

A prick, who has been a complete and utter bastard to friends and strangers alike, said Pope Francis recently told him that he being an ass “doesn’t matter” and that “God made you like this.”

Pablo Santiago Iglesias, who met with the pope last month, told EOTT about the conversation early this morning in an exclusive interview.

“Pablo, that you are a total ass doesn’t matter,” Iglesias said Francis told him. “God made you like this and loves you like this and it doesn’t matter to me that you’re insufferable to everyone who has ever crossed your path, including your own mother. The pope loves you like this, because we are called to love one another. But that doesn’t mean I like you. You have to be happy with who you are.”

Iglesias went on to say that Pope Francis told him that he should get on his knees and thank a God that could accept such an arrogant, cocky little prick, because, “no one else sure as hell can.”

The Vatican, which does not typically comment on the private comments made by the pope because it would take “literally every Catholic priest and layman living, working around the clock to attempt to explain why he says things that he does” did confirm Iglesias’ comments.