Parishioners Pick Churchy McChurchy Face As Name Of New Parish

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Parishioners are embracing a bishop’s call, allowing them to choose the name of a new Catholic church in their diocese.

With the final round of online voting set to close Friday, Churchy McChurchy Face has more than twice the votes of any other potential name.

As of Monday, Churchy McChurchy Face leads the pack of suggestions with nearly 17,000 votes, well ahead of Our Lady of Medjugorje Catholic Church and Trump Cathedral.

“There is a chance that the yet to be named church won’t be called Churchy McChurchy Face Catholic Church regardless of what the laity decide,” one source told EOTT. “The problem is that with Our Lady of Medjugorje Catholic Church, Trump Cathedral, Pontius Pilate Parish, and Tom Brady Basilica rounding out the top five, it doesn’t look like we have that much of an option but to embrace the vote of the laity.”