Parents Who Allowed 5-Year-Old Daughter To Declare Herself A Boy Demand He Eats His Carrots

Santa Barbara, CA––Proud parents from Santa Barbara have shared their story of having a 5-year-old transgender daughter who became a boy, but will not let him leave the dinner table until he finishes his vegetables.

Biff and Tiffany Witlessberg, who posted a touching YouTube video showing little Pat’s female-to-male transition, are currently sitting with stern looks on their faces until “every carrot on that plate disappears, young man.”

“I am a boy,” the long blonde haired toddler reportedly declared to his parents, sneaking a boiled-tasteless baby carrot to the family dog while his parents checked the hit count on their video.

“He’s always doing this,” said Pat’s mother, pointing at the slowly-emptying plate. “He had the nerve to ask if he could have dessert first. That’s not the way things work, Mister. You can’t just decide to have dessert whenever you feel like it.”

At the end of the interview, Pat confirmed to EOTT that he was, in fact, a boy, as well as a college graduate.