CDF Directs Enthusiasts Not To Host Bigfoot “Seers”

November 7, 2013 by  
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Bear Valley, CA–At the direction of the California Department of Forestry (CDF), a representative for the State agency has written a letter stating that enthusiasts “are not permitted” to participate in gatherings which take for granted that the supposed Bigfoot sightings in California are credible. “The Department [of Forestry] has affirmed that, with regard to the credibility of the ‘sightings’ in question, all should accept the declaration, which asserts: ‘On the basis of the research that has been done, it is not possible to state that there were sightings,’” CDF Representative Ranger Gerhard Baker wrote in an Oct. 21 letter. “It follows, therefore, that enthusiasts and rangers are not permitted to participate in meetings, conferences, or public celebrations during which the credibility of such ‘sightings’ would be taken for granted.” Baker went on to write that he “wished to inform” enthusiasts not to attend talks given by Devin Dragicevic, one of the “so-called seers of the Sasquatch” of California, who is scheduled to give presentations at Elks Lodges across the country, and is anticipated to have more sightings during these talks. “We are not saying that [Dragicevic] has not seen Bigfoot,” Baker told EOTT this morning. “We’re just saying that it’s sorta weird that he can see Bigfoot whenever he wants. He’s like a Bigfoot conjurer or something. He’ll just be standing there describing the creature, and next thing you know, he saying that Bigfoot is right outside the Lodge window.”